A fork of Rural Dictionary
Appearing or being extrememly fucked up. In the state of becoming, or being, a gibble (see gibble). A handitard, dumbass, mental midget, cripple, or in some other way mentally, physically incapable, or both.
"Dude, the chair is gibbled!" "He's more gibbled than a dickless guy in a whore house." "If your dog Tripod loses one more leg, he's gibbled."
1. (verb) An action in a pinball game where the ball repeatedly comes in contact with the tips of the flippers, which may result in a save or loss of the ball.
That kid isn't a pinball wizard or anything, but I've never seen someone gibble so much and stay alive.
(noun) The small crease between the lower butt cheek and the upper thigh.
Dude, you just got kicked in the gibble.
a rather large child who consumes a lot of beverages and food in short amounts of time who also eats 6 times a day and is protective of his/her food.
That damn gibbly would not stop eating. Gibbly is fat. I love Gibbly.
A contraction of the descripitive statement Goose by the lake. The term is contracted initially to "G.B.L"- vowels are added to make it more natural to pronounce, hence "Gibble" This term makes an analogous comparison to the gold digging behavior of certain segments of the female population to that of the canada goose, many of whom will run to a person if they suspect that they possess bread. A gold digger, like the goose at the lake will leave and find another person with money or bread.
Damn Jonny, that girl is such a gibble, she only dates you because of your maserati. That fucking gibble, she left me when my money ran out!!!