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glock

The worst gun you can purchase in the game Counter Strike.

"haha, you got killed by a glock you noobie"

by Cody Murray August 15, 2006

glock

A gun people people buy when they don't know how to spell SIG-SAUER. It's funny how spec-ops, the Secret Service, the Air Marshalls, the FBI, and the SEALS all use SIG's. Yeah, it's because Glocks are the best. Right. Glocks are one of many current-generation polymer-framed handguns, and none of it's features are unique or proprietary any more. H&K, as one example, has one-upped glock with all of the same features, increased accuracy, etc for only a little more money. Glocks are the guns that people who don't know anything about guns buy. They are unrefined, have sring-loaded triggers with crappy take-up and sand in the whole mechanism. Yes, you have to lube glocks to have them not jam..I don't care what videos you watch...read the armorers manual. Also google about "glock kabooms" and glocks jamming on LEO's because they are dirtier than the last street-walker you saw. BTW, LEO's are issued weapons and that decision is made by the armorer for the department. Many armorers have chosen glocks simply because glocks are being practically GIVEN AWAY to the law enforcement community. Just because one might see many Glocks, does not mean that they are "the best." If you see more Kia's and Hyundai's on the road than any other car, does that mean they are the best cars out there? Not exactly...and I drive a hyundai. SIG's are still in widespread and growing use throughout the U.S., Europe, and the Middle East. Glocks are not in widespread use anywhere outside of the U.S. Btw., the caliber is internationally known as the 9mm parabellum and .380 is no longer sold as an active caliber in a Glock. Try and find one for sale, I dare you.

"My Glock broke, so I bought a SIG P228 instead." "I'm a gangster. Being completely ignorant about the proper use, maintenance, and firing technique of a firearm, I am obligated to purchase/borrow/steal/'acquire' a Glock." "My Glock looks hideous and feels like it has sand in the trigger. Par for the course, really."

by Real_Gun_Owner February 01, 2006

glock

something i got in my rari

Person 1:hi Person 2:i got a glock in my rari Person 1:what

by yeet.the.child March 29, 2023

glock

n. The most durable and reliable handgun in the world. A Glock contains no ceramic whatsoever and is only uncomfortable when inserted muzzle-first into your anus.

"When I bust into your crib with my Glock in my hand, your video-game-playin' punk ass is history!"

by Ding May 07, 2003

glock

An object that is kept by the penis.

I keep the glock by the PENIS.

by Anonymous1741 July 19, 2010

glock

A semi-automatic pistol, available in 9mm, .40S&W, .45ACP, .380 auto, 10mm auto and .357 Sig. Used by the Victorian (Australian) Police and is known for its reliability, yet in the internet multiplayer game, Counter Strike, is known as the worse gun avalible. Other functions of the gun include Semi-automatic and burst firle

That n00b bought the glock.

by Leemin November 03, 2004

glock

Its a gun, weapon of choice by most 'gangstas'

You best shut the fuck up about my lady before i cap yo ass wit my glock...biatch!

by Jack May 30, 2004