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someone obsessed with something
I live my life around professional wrestling. So I've been called Goldberg because of the man Bill Goldberg.
To goldberg is to get fucked in the ass by a dinosaur and panda at the same time both in the ass and vagina. This is very common in the Land Before Time, a valley full of kronosaurs and Giant Panda bears. Most of the time, goldbergs are enacted on males with the first name of james and the last name of goldberg
"I can't sit because i got goldberged by dinokron and panda bear" "That kid adam li just golberged me omg" "HAHAHA he's walking funny because he got goldberged"
An old woman who teaches mathematics and enjoys the following: cutting her own hair, Asians, bees, Euclid, Asians, straight edge and oh did i mention Asians?
Goldberg: alright kiddos, get your straight edges out Marisa: But I don't have one G-berg: STRAIGHT EDGE IS WHERE ITS AT iwasinthePeaceCoreahhhhhAsiansahhhhh!
The commonly used nickname of any mornonic poker player who goes on tilt when he gets bad beats against donkeys who do stupid things such as calling down his flush on the flop with low pair to catch runner runner full house.
Damn, look at how quickly he lost his chips after that fish sucked out on him! What a goldberger.
Someone who acts like Steve Jobs with out the talent, ability or Experience.
This company is going to fail because the CEO is a total Goldberg