A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.
Me: She must have been over 400 pounds Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her Me: Dude you're such a golfer
An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.
ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.
Cool, likable, and agreeable. Was first used on CE by a user named, ThongSnapper. The antonym to this word is: Caddy - someone who hops on the bandwagon and is generally lame.
A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their? Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them. Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers. Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green? Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"
"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"
Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece
Tyler: I just shot 95 and I also got Golfers Ass what a disaster Tom: Dude!
A nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a MadTV skit. The joke is that it's supposed to sound like "light in the loafers," but it has no actual meaning.
BC: Hey, check out the shirt Roger's wearing today. PL: Yeah. Nice shirt. BC: You know what I heard about Roger? PL: What? BC: The guy's a midnight golfer. PL: What? BC: He's a midnight golfer -- Roger. PL: He's a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night? BC: Yeah, he's a midnight golfer. PL: I don't know what you mean.