Country Dictionary

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

Once the bully on "Different Strokes" "Gooch!" was then used by dave chappelle in his "white people dancing" skit on his show. (mmmmmm that was the Gooch...) Now "Gooch" can be used to describe a really cool person, or can be used just to yell at peoople.

"The gooch is Hilarious!!!"
"GOOOOCH!!!!!!!!"

According to the Beard Bros, the gooch is the area between two chompers in Super Mario World

Dude, you just gotta get through the gooch.

a character for Diff-rent Strokes. He was the bully of Arnold

Arnaold was licking the Gooch's gooch after the quarrel

The bit of skin in between your ball sack and your ass hole.

I put my hands down my pants and played with my gooch hairs

the region between your asshole and your balls

ah, man my gooch hurts

The area between ass and your balls... aka ... the taint

Gooch isnt so bad . Hes not a dick and hes not an asshole.