A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The process by which a person completely lies to your face.
Leroy: So I was talking to him and he just completely goomed me!
Aisling: No way! I hate that guy.
Another term for gaming. 'Gooming' refers to video game addicts who can't stop gaming.
Example one: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!"
Example two:
1: "Hey bro, wanna hit up the mall in search for some fashy gfs?"
2: "Nah bro, not feeling like it. Just trying to chill and get to diamond in league"
1: "OK Goomer."
OH MY GOD IM GOOMING!!! I JUST WANNA GOOM!!! I WAKE UP AND GOOM!! OMG OMG IM GOOMING!!
Jeff was giving his dog a chocolate tea bag bandit mask when it bit his nuts off - what a fucking goom.
Guy 1: Dude, you should check out Slipknot, they're my favorite metal band ever!
Guy 2: GOOM
1. An expression meaning "suck my dick". The proper use of this word is accompanied with a hand motion as if one is holding his penis and directing it toward the other persons mouth. To be pronounced properly one should drag the word out as long as possible. This is best achieved as the other person is yawning.
Friend "Man, I'm tired" (yawns)
You "GOOM!!!!!" pronounced GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
To have rhythm and drum very very well. After the very talented rock n roll drummer Matt Goom. Matt Goom has played drums with Glen Hughes, Chad Smith and now with The Quireboys.
That guys got Goom man. He is a true Rock N Roller!