A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gootching is when you and your friends pool together a small amount of cash to buy a shitbox on Craigslist known as a “gootch” Then proceed to live out your wildest fantasies. By soaring off jumps and rallying through waterfowl mating areas, light that fucker on fire and jump it into a small pond while eating a bowl of ramen. The world is your oyster.
Bro.. you’re never gonna pick up any chicks in that piece of crap, let’s go gootching instead!
Known commonly as a short for gucci, which is a better way to say good.
That was gootch!
Def. 1- A really stupid nigga Def. 2- A super hairy gootch
For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man
one who has the predisposition to praise or sing about gootch as the result of a strong usually erotic attraction to the gootch area.
"why the hell does he keep talkin about that chicks gootch when her ta tas are obviously the main event? what a gootch warbler!"
The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.
Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.
When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.
John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.