Country Dictionary

A guy with a large dick.

Did you see the bulge in his pants?! He's such a Gordon.

The best thing that has ever happened to me, my favorite person in the world, and the one to receive all my love forever. I miss you so much and i love you <3

A: Gordon Ng, Ive waited 17 years for you, where were you all this time?? >:(

G: Sorry Angela~ you are so good at hiding, it took me a while to find you ><

A generic idiotic blunder. Usually caused by the absence of intellegence and common sense.

The sinking feeling as you get the the Asda checkout and realise you don't have your card. Again. And you're completely sober. What A Gordon.

The verb “to gordon” entails an act which involves the utilisation of Gordonjectives to describe the behaviours in which the recipient of the Gordon should execute

“Clarice got so Gordoned last Saturday, was so funny to watch.”

a traditional scottish name!! enough said there its scottish!! greatness is automaticaly assumed!! it is celtic for great (gor) hill (don or dun)!!

"aww man look its gordon" nothing else needs said!!

A fun loving, outgoing person.

Likes to hang around with girls and likes playing sports with the guys. -- Ladies Man .

Paul: yo lets go shoot some hoops after school
Gordon: nahh gonnaa be with the ladies at the park.

Paul: aww. you trippin'
Gordon: jealous much ? :D

To attempt to improve something that doesn't need improving and succeeding in making it less useful.

Coca-Cola gordonized their flavour back in the 1980's.