A fork of Rural Dictionary
A gorf is an old fat and flabby man with fake blond hair, orange skin, pursey lips, and a fat neck who shits in his tasteless gold bathtub and bites at his own cum-bubbles and then goes out to cheat at golf.
Melania gets sooo.. tired of hearing tRumpty gorf in the bathtub every morning!
For a gorf to occur, the person must have the following traits:
1)They must be a GINGER!!!!!!
2)Smell of fox piss
3)Falls asleep mid-chew eating meat.
4)Hangs around bus stops
5)Gets dick slapped by other men
Look at that boy at the bus stop, he's a FUCKING GORF! kill that DICCCCCKKKKKKKKK!
(verb) to stuff a large amount of food into your mouth; to eat something as quickly as possible, with minimal chewing; syn with "stuff your face"
The muffin was so delicious I gorfed it while laughing.
The pizza was so good we totally gorfed it.
Dude don't gorf your food, it's gross.
The act of performing desperate fellatio to the boss should he suddenly appear. The word comes from the exaggerated sound of someone trying to swallow dick. Usually performed by "Yes Men" and "wannabes". The key to spotting this type of employee is to wait for the first one to break from the group, and make a beeline to update the boss on the status of the job, offer coffee, or just praise what a wonderful job he is doing.
Wow he must really want that raise! Look at him gorf the bosses dick!