A fork of Rural Dictionary
An awkward, possibly academic person, with no social skills to speak of. A leach who sucks any enjoyment or craziness from a situation. Someone who takes pride in mundande aspects of life and work that no-one else cares about. Anal. Pathetic.
Rick- Arite Kenneth, what're you so happy about?
Kenneth- I just finished Colour Coding my school books in individual files! Every subject and every topic is just a look at the colour away!
Rick- Goddamit Kenneth, you're such a greeb!
A large amount of the population of Newport is made up of greebs.
Unwashed dyed black hair, all their wardrobe is from the back of blue banana.
Usually aged between 10-16.
Desperately trying to be 'emo' or 'scene' but they just can't get there...
Whys that greeb keep staring at us?
I dunno lets go batter it.
usually a young pre-teen girl (13-16 typically) who is basically trying to be 'scene' or 'emo'. a poser or wannabe, you could say.
excessive use of eyeliner, applied messily, and far too much hairspray... or lack of. shitty chunk of hair pinned to one side to create a 'side fringe', and most of the time, a shittly placed clip-in extension, of an un-natural colour (blue, red, green, ect).
you can usually expect to see a greeb walking about in brightly coloured skinny jeans. a my chemical romance jacket usually is a must. lots of fashion accessories: wristbands, bracelets, necklaces, hair clips, usually involving something to do with hello kitty.
greeb: OMG MCR SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!!!
A name given to stereotype people attempting a more indie style.
A greeb is often compared to a mosher, and is more skater than emo often with a heavier music taste. If we are going to stereotype then a greeb usually has baggy clothing, likes heavy rock music, is into things like marvel comics and Blue Banana clothes, and may have numberous tattoos and piercings. Negative stereotypes are to be ignored, greebs aren't suicidal, depressive or weird in a bad way on the whole. If a greeb has a problem with you, it is probably coz you have a problem with them.
"You got your black themed Goth chick with died black hair, who wouldn't be seen alive with a greeb hanging there...'
Someone who is overwhelmingly freaky, but in a good way.
Wow look at that person beating theirself in the head with a wooden spoon, they're such a greeb.