Country Dictionary

an intense and meaningful kiss on the bridge while cars drive by...

travis: "guacamole"
cars stare and turn their heads steph throws travis against the fence on the bridge and kisses him so intensely that he almost runs out of breath.

a girl who is very ugly, someone you don't wanna hook up with

Yo, those girls are guacamole

A vagina that has been destroyed to the stage of becoming mashed and mushy

Elfonzo "how was the bae last night"

Raytastico "she was a total guacamole"

Elfonzo "better start banging on the back door"

- Something you yell when you're on fire.! Sometimes it can be used only if shocked or scared senseless.

- The most delicious combination of avocado, tomato, cilantro, onions, jalepeno peppers, lemon/lime, and other.

- Nothing that has anything to do with the vaJJ

"GUACAMOLE!!"
"Dude! Call 911!"
"GUACA- yeah dude alright"

An adjective for someone who is confused, mixed up, or plain unacceptable

If you put your milk in before your cereal you are a guacamole headass

The process of making guacamole by sticking a whole avocado into your mouth and mashing it with your molars until it becomes mushy. This is the preferred method of making guacamole by most perverts.

Jason *Making lots of gurgling sounds*
Tony- What the hell are you doing?
Jason- "Just making some guacamole"
Tony- "Then why is the avocado so far in your mouth!?"
Jason- "Thats become I doing it guacamoler style"
Tony - "Thats really gay, but it looks delicious!"

Made from avacado

There is a new chip flavor for this crap now

What the hell?