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Jan Håkon

A pretty good looking man. He usally get`s beaten up by his little two sisters, but he`s used to it. Jan Håkon also like men. He can`t resist thinking about other men aroud him.

If you like men, you must be like Jan Håkon!

by Seeulateraligator November 20, 2017

jan håkon

A very sexy guy, who like boys. His little sisters are very bad to him, and they beat him up every day. Poor Jan Håkon :(

Jan Håkon like boys

by Seeulateraligator November 20, 2017

Håkon

A synonym for more powerful then God.

Damn, that man is totally Håkon!

by Aidsoooo January 27, 2023

Håkon

Håkon is a male who will never quite grow up. He will always stick to his kid-like sides. Håkon tends to be really stubborn and stick to their own way of thinking, not caring about other people’s opinions. Discussion and arguments is usually Håkons direct way of thinking.

The «å» in Håkon, has developed from the Norwegian language. The early Norwegian kings, were named Haakon. It’s pronounced the same, with «aa» directly meaning «å»

“Oh Håkon, stop being so stubborn! You’ll know soon enough that you are not right!”

“Håkon can’t leave a discussion on behalf of himself”

by KHT_HEEJT October 09, 2018

Håkon

Håkon is usually the name of a sexy man, who has an enormous penis and is not afraid to use it. He has a nice car and is very rich. Håkon gets the prettiest girls.

Guy1- Hey Håkon! I wanna be you man
Håkon - I know am really hot.

by DefinitelyNotHåkon February 19, 2020

Håkon

Very sexy hot and have a godzilla cock

Omg Håkon is so hot

by Verysexymen March 15, 2022

Håkon

Håkon is sexy

Håkon so sexyyyyy

by Verysexymen February 04, 2021