A fork of Rural Dictionary
to fail miserably at something.
"Dude!, How'd you do on the test!?"
"Man, I totally hagged it!"
"Watch me do an ollie!"
"Be careful, you'll probably hag it!"
Hag:
A rabid Jennifer Aniston fan or Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt hater.
Also called a Chin Hag.
ChinHag
Haggardston
Hagiston
HagHen
EYENOIMAHAG
A girl who’s in love with a gay guy even though she knows nothing can happen.
“Okay Tina, I say this with total love, but the moment we all saw coming is finally here. You’re a hag. You’re hagged out, you’re in love with Blaine, and it’s creepy. Stop.”
A mean, spiteful old woman that likes to constantly reprimand/torture the younger portion of the human race. Usually associated with witches and strict librarians.
"That old hag kicked me out just 'cause I was talking to Johnny about my project!"
HAGS or Have A Great Summer is an awful term used by sluts and cunts at the end of a school year. People who use this word have no sense of what cringe is. It is used as satire or genuinely by clueless idiots.
"I can't wait to see you guys next year! HAGS!" *gunshot*
"Schools out! HAGS everyone!!!" "Suck my dick!"