A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang for a big, tall, ugly, fat guy with long hair and unshaved facial hair and tattered clothing. Originates from a fictional character created by J.K. Rowling.
"Look at that Hagrid over there, begging people for money."
When giving someone a BJ and their pubic hair sticks around your mouth
Guy 1: Dude Some slut was blowing me and after she looked like (Hagrid )
Guy 2: Who the fucks (Hagrid)?
Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.
Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter
Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.
She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?
The most sexy and beautiful man alive
I love PS1 Hagrid...