A fork of Rural Dictionary
A homosexual male who enjoys anal sex with overweight men.
Cliff's a total ham doctor; always trolling the clubs for the chub.
A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.
"We've got another red flag, sir. A bad one." "Hit me." "Ham Doctor." "Eughh."