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Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.
when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.
The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube
Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.
1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!
A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child
hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.
When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!
In most schools, the special ed. stutends get to help out the lunch ladies put together the hamburgers, this job is called Hamburger Helper.
Damn hamburger helpers!!! They drooled in my cheeseburger and put gravy on the bun!
the act of a man putting on the hamburger helper glove and shoving it up a girls anus hole the glove will go up so far that the shit looks like hamburger helper
" im really hungry would anybody like some hamburger helper."