A fork of Rural Dictionary
A big-headed person; normally wears velvet turtle necks and gold chains.
"That HAMP kid is sooo anoying, but i love him anyways" -Bertha
The act of getting extremely drunk to the point of blacking out. Spawned from the term hammered.
Man, I got so hamped last night apparently I tried to start shit with that boxer at the party.
one his culturally confused, and has a dire need to obtain FUBU gear.
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The process by which an individual comes across a person in distress begging for assistance and, instead of offering aid to the distressed person, proceeds to defecate on their face.
Have you heard about the Obama making home affordable mortgage modification program? That shit doesn't work at all. I tried to apply, and all I got was a HAMP Modification from the fucking bank.