A fork of Rural Dictionary
Handels is a school on Aland islands. You don't learn anything in handels and it's too tryhard to choose other schools. Handels consists of depressing and poor people and there is a 99% chance that you will become drug addict or a school shooter.
Hey Elliot I'm studying at handels!
Oh no, he has no money.
Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.
- Far out man!
- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!