A fork of Rural Dictionary
A play on the name of Dracula's nemesis in the 1800's novel, Dr. Abraham Van Helsing.
Hellsing is an anti-spook organization started by Abe Helsing.
A satirical Mispelling of Hillsong (other than Hill$ong)
Hellsing is the perfect form of hypocrisy:
They praising and worshipping Jesus Christ and God in their song, in their sermon, in their services. But in fact, they praising and worshipping their cult leaders (*cough* pester *cough*), money, fame, and social status.
The Major is a psychopathic Nazi Cyborg from the Anime Hellsing, despite being a 'Nazi', he shows no symbols of being one aside from the obvious Swastika, and the intentional burning of a Swastika into London (Hellsing) using refitted V1 and V2 rockets. His personality is that of Hell personified, he loves war, he does not care if he wins or loses, he wishes to stir up as much chaos and destruction as he can before his army is stopped.
The Major commands an army of 1000 Nazi Vampires and leads the group known as 'Millennium', a reference to the thousand year Reich. He also owns three gigantic badass zeppelins.
Having someone compare you to this character is NOT a good thing.
If by the off-chance someone has compared you to this character, PLEASE, and I cannot stress this enough, get some help.
Guy one : "Bro, you are so much like The Major (Hellsing)."
Guy two : "Yeah, I know, I love destruction and chaos."
Girl one : "Get some help." *To guy one*
Bad ass person who controls a vampire named alucard in an anime called hellsing
"Search and destroy" a quote from integra hellsing
The following is a fan based parody (plus over 9,000 times better than the manga and both Anime series). Support the official release OR DIE YOU CRAZY PROTESTANT BASTARD!
God, please NO! I watched the entire Hellsing the Ultimate Abridged (TFS) series over 9,000 times and now my brain has rotted AND I HAVE CANCEEEER! 😭😭😭🧛🏻 ♀️💔Oh loveely loliwolly wwhyyyyy! Why can't it have just been true!! Why did you have to turn out to be a dude!