A fork of Rural Dictionary
Drawn porn. They've got all kinds of weird shit happening in and out. Tentacles, aliens, incest etc. In Japan, it simply means "pervert" (well, from what I've been told and read). Really decent (save for yeah, those other weird types that utterly destroy your sanity if watched for long) as long as you don't start dreaming of those drawn girls, or you'll be digging your own grave. It's interesting and in a way stimulating. I repeat again: As long as you realize that some weird shit there won't come true, the girls are JUST drawn, the body figures are out of rational proportion and not live in that "drawn" world it's all fine. There are also dating sims out there and like previously mentioned, are sim-girl -related (Guy meets a lot of girls and screws them all then weird shit happens at the end). However, some do have stories. These games focus more on how to attain the girl in a focused manner without getting too much sex in between (I mean only at the end or if your "chosen path" is the girl you are pursuing; Even at the middle, you'll get laid. Easy shit, CAN be possible, but mostly impossible unless.. I don't know). Not only these sim-girled games focus on one girl, but focus on the whole story in general. All games (H-games) have different genres. Worth your time if you really don't have anything to do, or just want something else to meddle with. All in all, hentai's good to a degree. Great alternative for real porn. Just realize none of those shit will happen in real life.
Guy 1: Want to watch hentai? Guy 2: Er.. maybe some other time. I've got a date from our classroom. Geek: Wow! that hentai is VERY VERY GOOOOOOOD. *drool* Decent guy: Hey, don't tell me you're taking that drawn shit seriously. Geek: What did you say?! Are you bashing the almighty hentai?! Decent Guy: No. I have seen and enjoyed it. Maybe you need to get a fix pal. Those shit ain't real. Geek: *sob* Why must you destroy my fantasies?!?! Decent Guy: Whatever. They're good in their own way. Just not wholly worth fantsizing for in general however.
Hentai is essentially animated pornography that often involves monsters and many, many penis tipped tentacles that magically extend from just about anything the animators want it to. Shoving random materials into various orrifices is also quite frequently seen.
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hentai is a genre of anime pornography (hated by old people for literally no reason) that has anything under the sun. tentacles, 900,000 year old sex addicted loli cum drinking vampires, and just plain romance and true love stories, fanfic of your favorite anime and much more. it can be animated, a form of manga, or just a still drawing. fanfic or original hentai manga is often referred to as doujinshi and often identified by a six digit number which is a serial code to a website called nhentai. most definitely in the top ten things created ever by humans up there with modern medicine. hentai is what humanity was meant to make all along.
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something samuel l. jackson enjoys
"does samuel l. jackson like anime?" samuel: yes i do. hentai too *scary laughter*
A cartoon that involves sexual activites. In hentai, there are several categories of each person. women: normal= has huge perfectly round breasts with nipples not too large or too small, usually has sex wit men: normal, plot wise, usually hesitant but becomes a women: slut women: slut= has sex with every single thing imaginable (cactus, tentacles, pillars, objects that in reality should not fit such as lamp poles) and/or takes bukake everywhere, can have huge perfect breasts but usually has g cups that remain sexy (anime law, if u love hentai most hentai women will remain hot) for dramatic effects men: normal= has penis that is much larger than what they should in reality and can cum conseqtively, which does not happen in real life, emotionally can range from super horny, shy, and just does it whenever situation calls men: evil sick horrible bastards= anime men who enjoy rape or extreme sadism, examples include sticking hot metal sword hilts into holes, druggings, and rape (basically stuff u find in snuff films but not real) children: capable of posessing body genitals that are 10x bigger than what they should be, ie. a kid wit a 10 inch wang, sometimes anime will keep them realistic with a 2 inch pencil thickness cock that for some reason elicits moans from a extremly well endowed woman who should theoretically not be able to feel something that is hair sized
OMG That hentai involves tentacles entering every single hole imaginable, inclduing the nose! Ur first time watching hentai huh?