A fork of Rural Dictionary
best fuckin sport on earth.... all you baseball losers should go try a real sport like hockey..
Mike: hey, you see that baseball game? Bob: fuck no i was watchin the hockey game Mike: fuckin right me too
The greatest sport in the world. its not just a game, its a lifestyle. hockey players are the greatest athletes of all.
Boss: Why weren't you at work yesterday? Joe: Its the stanley cup dumbass
The most physical sport ever. Challenging, fun, kicks other sports' asses. Best when played on ice.
Elsi:Where were u? Janelle:Hockey practice, u? Elsi:I was at practice 2! Janelle:What do u do again? Elsi:Volleyball Janelle:psht! loser, ain't no sweat in volleyball!
The best sport in the world. Hockey: It's fast paced. It's exciting. You have to be a true athlete to play it. Every game is unique unlike baseball where I see the same Fucking diving catch that I could make in a heart beat. Basketball: Yeah fast pace, insane dunks are cool however I've never seen so many babies getting minorly tapped or complaining that someone grazed their hand while shooting. Fouls are for fags! Baseball: The most boring sport in the world. It's a fun sport to play but it's like watching paint dry. Also, you can be an overweight loser who has good hand-eye cordnation and be a superstar. I've chewd tobacco a number of years and what kind of sport allows you to playn chew honestly Football: Maybe if the game didn't stop after every 10 seconds I'd like it!!!
Frank: Did you watch that baseball game yesterday? Biff: Naa I fell asleep in the 2nd inning Biff: Did you watch that hockey game today Frank: I'm american, I'm too stupid to like hockey
the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack. hott guys play hockey. Jr A hockey rocks
fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?) bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"
Best Sport in the world, perfected by the Detroit Red Wings and obviously Henrik Zetterberg
Bob: Want to go play the sweetest sport in the history of sports? Bill: Yea! What's it called? Bob: Hockey!