A fork of Rural Dictionary
a hockey boy is either a 4'9" or 6'7" he's cool, and breaths oxygen. If he's not 4'9" or 6'7", then he's a fraud. Basically lives on the ice. His name would be Jackson, Jason, Justin, Joshua, Josh, Marco, Matthew, Max, Noah, Tyler, Donald, Daniel, Tristian, Christan, Cristian, Kyle, Adam, Carson, Greg, Owen, Diago, Harrison, Conner, Matteo, Griffen, Colen, and Anthony.
girl 1: Wow, he's cool. girl 2: Yeah, he's a hockey boy.
A group of apsolute beutys who win every game vs st mikes. The boys have the best first line in the nation. Thomas Langlois, Richard Wang, Markus Harper, Isaac Rodrigues and Aiden Morrison. With two outstanding goalies: Dantheman and Joeseph Blaichman.
The 09 Ucc hockey boys swept st mikes 13-0
On December 18 you can legally kiss a hockey boy without any trouble
guy 1: yo what’s the date guy 2: it’s december 18 guy 1: oh shit it’s national kiss a hockey boy day i got to go find one
Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?
I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice
The worst high school stereotype in the whole world. Hockey boys are mean, stupid and just are very shitty, every move you do they make fun of you, they were stupid hats (touqes, baseball caps backward) and of course they play hockey
Specifically for Canadians, hockey boys are teenage boys who indulge in the sport hockey, wear backwards hats, khakis, dirty ass converse or Birkenstocks and team jackets. Usually unbelievably hot with nasty hair. Will have snap scores over 1 million and have hundreds of girls but swear you’re the only one they are talking to.
Ella: oh Connor snapped me! Every girl in her class - he snapped me too! Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys
rlly cute or very weird. cool. and may be rlly loud, or kinda shy
geez that hockey boy is rlly cute