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Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad and The Cheat. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.
"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?" "Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!" "Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"
The no-armed, white, bald, humorous star of a website sharing his name. Usually not intelligent, he has been proven to outsmart his arch-nemesis strong bad on few occasions.
"What!? What the crap just happened? Is it possible I was just outsmarted by Homestar Runner!?" - StrongBad StrongBad: "So hang on hang on hang on....Let me get this straight. You're betting me that you're cool" Homestar: "Yep I'm cool." StrongBad: "And if you're not cool, you have to change you're name to Keven DuBrow...but if you are cool, I have spend the night at the King of Town's?" Homestar: "That's the deal man. The total deal." StrongBad: "You're going down, son." Homestar: "No way man." StrongBad: "Okay. Let's see you be cool." Homestar dons a pair of sunglasses. Homestar: "S'up." StrongBad: "Ohhhh crap!"
Homestar runner is the main character of homestarrunner.com, he looks like a guy without arms who is white all over, wearing a red shirt with a star on it and a helicopter hat,he also has a serious speech impediment, he is stupid, but his stupidity often works well for him, he has a rival strongbad and a girlfriend marzipan he lives in free town- USA near prance, he is one of the coolest characters on the site aswell and his site is hilarious.
Homestar:Now class, i will show you how to make a wet computer out of strongbads computer, first, take some mountain dew, then apply liberally.... He pours mountain dew over strongbads computer After a little wait Woah this sodas like never ending (singing)neeveer ending soodaa
1. A very terrific athlete. 2. Fluffy puff marshmallow spokesman. 3. Proprieter of Homestarrunner.com, and the lesser known homestarrunner.net, ITS DOT COM! 4. Lover of Marzipan, Melonade, and flushy-push marshmallows. 5. Enemy of strong bad. 6. He who speaks with a lisp, wheres a helicopter beanie, has a large overbite, and does not wear pants.
hello, I'm Homestar Runner, and this is a website!
(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar
Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey. time passes.... Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat! The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap. Pom-pom: blublle-blub Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me. LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
A dim, slow-witted, yet stragely hilarious creature with no arms, a red shirt with a star on it, and speach impediments. Also known as the best damn thing on the internet!
Homestar Runner is the best thing ever!!
the coolest character in www.homstarrunner.com with a speech impediment. of course, he's the coolest next to Stwong- i mean strong bad
Homestar: Hello, and welcome to "homestawwunnerw.net"! pompter dude: Psst. It's .com Homestar: Oh yeah, wight. "It's dot com!" Prompter dude: augh... cut!