A fork of Rural Dictionary
An adjective used solely for females: A hosebeast can considered to be a female who acts in a beastly fashion more often then not. This "beast" like behavior is due to poor judgement and simply having no shame in one's game because there are simply to many tight ass bitches out there! It can also be due to heavy intoxication (as in drinking to many beers through bendy straws and taking to much xanax). Hosebeast can also be a term of love when used between two people who can enjoy being white trash without shame.
Hosebeast behavior includes falling head first off bars when your trying to dance on them,face fucking, pooping in your pants in H&M, falling on a subway grate and smahing your face in, successfully executing Patsy falls, trying to have sexual relations with gay men, and contemplating when your really drunk" if I just pee in the bed at least it will be warm for a minute."
A person whom is unpleasant to even hear about
Ex-Girlfiend or Female Stalker (Canadian).
Man, that psycho hosebeast called again last night.
someone who is stupidly insane, irritating,whorish, or sometimes scary
"man, since her botched boob job, becky has turned into a total psycho hosebeast"
A disgusting, dirty, trifling, ignorant, infuriating whore of a woman.
"Wow, i cant believe she just banged the entire starting line of the football team. What a scany hosebeast."
the biggest whore of all
a slutty,skanky,whore who is such a tremendous whore that she will fuck anyone or anything,man or beast,male or female,anytime,anywhere and will take ex-mouseketeer pop tarts under her wing and teach them Satanism and how to be the biggest whore. see madonna
madonna is a psycho hosebeast
A woman wearing panty hose without having shaved her legs.
Mary hasn't shaved in months and looked like a total hosebeast with those stockings.