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Bartender: "I think you are really cute, so I will give you drinks all night on the house." Lil Shorty: (blushes)"Thank you!" (as she leaves to dance with her boyfriend)
One of the smartest medical dramas to ever have aired, House, M.D. features the maverick, anti-social doctor Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) who specializes in infectious diseases and does whatever it takes to solve the puzzling cases that come his way. A show that should rob this year's Emmys if not for its sheer quality then for Laurie's brilliant acting.
Dr. House - "Sorry. Up late. Internet porn." Dr. Chase - "Why aren't you in your office?" Dr. House - "There's a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off." - Episode 18 "Babies & Bathwater" 4/19/05
To eat a lot of food. Usually very quickly.
“After swimming in the ocean all day, he came home and felt the need to house the lasagna.” “She used to be vegetarian but at brunch, she really housed the bacon.”
A shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.
- Laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat. - There is nothing left, Jess housed it all.
To steal; To appropriate; To confiscate without authority; To borrow or take without permission
"Hope you don't mind, we housed your RPG dice to play Cee-lo." "That guy just totally housed your parking spot." "Where's my sippin' tequila??" "Oh, the ladies housed it for margaritas."