A fork of Rural Dictionary
a pointless-story-ending, similar to "and then i found ten dollars." when your story went nowhere, you put this on the end to make it interesting. generally used satirically to admit story-telling defeat.
cammie:well then it looked like the car had a scratch, but then it didn't really...
lila: cammie, is this story going anywhere?
cammie:...so i saw this chick, and i wanted to talk to her, but then i didn't...and that's when i saw the blood...
lila: *facepalm*
Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT
John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!
*distant explosion*
A Liverpool expression meaning you are really annoyed by something.
I lost my car keys yesterday, I saw my bum!
Booom
America in 1945: I sawed this atom in half
since i saw vienna is a song by the popular content creator wilbur soot, the song is off the album your city gave me asthma which is frequently shortened to “ycgma”.
the song is VERY underrated and is the best off the album
random person 1: “hey i heard you like wilbur soots music, what’s your favourite song?”
random person 2: “oh yeah my favourite is since i saw vienna”
This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.
It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)
The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.
Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"
Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."
Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"
Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."
Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"
Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."
Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing
Malcolm: "..."
Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"
Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"
I saw your |willy is a video on YouTube that had a good intent but god memed so much that you just can't take it seriously anymore.
James: Hey John, have you seen the video i saw your willy on YouTube that is supposed to warn kids about dangers, but instead got memed to the point where it just cannot be taken seriously anymore?
John: Yea I did.