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im soo sorry<3

Was said in a suicide note by some Emo kid on MySpace. It's a fad right now, and surely will be used in a lot of jokes.
www.myspace.com/jloveb
His MySpace was also hacked.

JackBeNimble Says: ok, got to go for now. im soo sorry<3 *bang*
Franky Says: ahah. Bye then.

by Faytel December 04, 2005

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

Your boyfriend nutted in you and you accidently said pogchamp, What happens now?

Oh yeah daddy... POGCHAMP!

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

by eeewred2w3eftqw3ae May 11, 2021

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! It was just so good!

by eeewred2w3eftqw3ae May 11, 2021

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 08, 2020

Im sorry, WHAT???

when someone says something so utterly stupid, so confusing, you say this

Gentleman 1: I ate a coke bottle
Gentleman 2: im sorry, WHAT???

by hello i like to define things February 12, 2023

Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!!

It is a a Gacha Life meme from Pinterest that states, 'Sorry, I'm only gay in FRIDAYS!!' it features a guy named Ryan with fading teal and neon green hair in a playground. The guy is a femboy as well, and he has a ponytail. His outfit is a red orange and yellow top, while his bottoms are a green and blue skirt. He also has pink socks with pink and purple shoes. Anime gacha men #242

"Hey, have you seen, Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! ?"

"..no."

by ranpo edogawa defender December 22, 2023