A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's just Quackity. He just sneezes and coughs like an iPad kid. He stands and asks you: "Do you have games on your phone?!?!?"
Quackity: "coughs"
Chat: "iPad kid"
Quackity: NO.
A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream
2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES
3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers
5. Bulky iPad cases
6 dirty screen
Person1:dude look at that iPad kid
Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here
1: did that kid just shit there pants
2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you
13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story
1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run
and they all fuck died the end.
Basically, it's just Quackity. That's it. He walks, talks, stands and coughs like a fucking iPad Kid. Someone, please get him his sippy cup and his dinosaur mac and cheese so he can stop screaming in restaurants while watching Ryan's Toys Review. Please.
Quackity: *sneezes like a toddler*
Chat: "IPAD KID"
Quackity: "did he say anything about me?" *stands like a MF kid who asks "do you have games on your phone?" WHILE ROCKING BACK A FOURTH
Dumbass kids who grew up with an tablet/electronic device and lack social skills or common sense they bring there face to the iPad instead of the iPad to there face typically sit with the iPad on there lap and have there face over the ipad
ipad kids are braindead kids who have a ipad that are 3yo and has cheeto dust on there leat fingies and is a kindergarden dropout at age 6 and likes cocomelon
this dumb ipad kid is basically quackity and likes cocomelon and smokes coke