A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a dirty chav is on her period she drips her blood into a pint glass and puts it in the fridge overnight and forces her boyfriend to drink it the next day.
My girlfriend knocked me out and gave an essex icecube
someone who has been rejected from the "cool crew". this person could have tried to get in, but didn't, or was once in but got rejected.
as sarah saw the girls who had once been their friends walk away without her, she felt like the biggest icecube reject.
to chill
to chill out
to mellow
calm down
relax
what'd you expect it to mean?
This awesome guy said, go sit on an icecube, girl chills out
Jim- why the fuck are there tampons in the freezer.
Bob - we're making Russian icecubes.
Jim-what the hell is that.
Bob- vodka soaked tampons put in the freezer so it's nice and cool when we put them up our bums.
Jim- oh sweet
The Sneaky Icecube is a technique women use to get out of sexual activities when they're not in the mood. They insert an icecube in their vagina before sex, so when a man enters her, they feel the cold and go limp.
Typical Chad: Yo did you hook up with Brittney again last night?
Unfortunate Brad: Nah man, this time the bitch hit me with the sneaky icecube. Couldn't get hard the whole rest of the night.