A fork of Rural Dictionary
Life's a test..... do you pass?
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is...having friends. At age 16, success is...having a driver's license. At age 20, success is...having sex. At age 35, success is...having money. At age 50, success is...having money. At age 60, success is...having sex. At age 70, success is...having a driver's license. At age 75, success is...having friends. At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
Has an abundance of free time used pointlessly
I’ve watched The Office 6 times from beginning to end. Man, I have no life.
If you're in a desperate need to look up the definition for this word, then you probably don't have one.
Do you have a life?
Punishment for eating an apple.
god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.
A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.
My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.