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Captain Insano

An individual who may or may not be at fault for their habitual stupidity due to their bi-polar nature and lack of general common sense.

- See also: asshat

As an ostrich puts its head in the sand when threatened, Captain Insano relies on a protective cranial-rectal inversion to ward off intelligence and common sense.

by Anon E Moose December 04, 2003

Insano the zombie

A short but creepy ass zombie kid who roams abandon factories.

Wow I ran into insano the zombie last night while I was exploring.

by Insvno June 18, 2022

captain insano eyes

The exact moment where someone or something is so funny that you laugh your ass off enough to make your eyes swell up and you begin crying hysterically.

In the movie "The Waterboy" Adam Sandler attempts to become the new waterboy of his favorite wrestler, Captain Insano and when he reveals that he is in fact 31 years old Captain Insano and the TV presenter laugh hysterically and Bobby Boucher hangs up before they can answer.

Real Life Situation

DUDE 1: "Hey man, did you see Turd Ferguson on Celebrity Jeopardy?"
DUDE 2: "Yeah man, I had mad captain insano eyes going."



by K Balls & Grandy April 02, 2009

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The True Pinnacle of Brainrot.

Legend speaks of a man who memorized the sacred texts, no one has seen him ever since he ascended

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by SkibidiSigmaWarrior May 28, 2024

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THE PINNACLE OF BRAINROT.

Legend speaks of a man who had memorized the sacred texts. After REDACTED amount of REDACTED witnessed the REDACTED that happened, the man was never seen again.

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by SkibidiSigmaWarrior May 28, 2024

Ocho Insano

When you shotgun two cans of OG heart-attack-inducing Four Loko in a row.

Kyle: 'Sup cuck! Let's get Ocho Insano tonight!

Devin: Yeah, no. Definitely not.

Kyle: Why not? You a SIMP!? Ha!

Devin: No, it's because last time you did that you shit your pants and called the police on yourself.

Kyle: Nuh uh...I was wearing shorts.

by KylieCyrus November 18, 2020