A fork of Rural Dictionary
An alternate self created by a pot head who has gotten to high and decided to make himself a new personality. This person may try and ruin your life just for 'the lols'
'Guess who just sent nudes to my dad for the lols' 'Andrew?' 'No, Investigator Andrew'
A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences
i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator
Done a shit load of this Even before the spiritual reawakening As I said .. Sketchy behaviour Poses questions Sometimes you have to fuck yourself To get said answers … But … as long as you do Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement …. Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …
Noun- It basically means a slow, perverted version of sex.
Joe was creepy as fuck when he asked Taylor if he could go on a sexual investigation.
Someone who is always looking at your junk.
Dude I think your old lady is a Private investigator I caught her looking at my veggies.
the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions
Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live? Me: Yo chill no investigation required
1. A man who likes to get another man drunk and then play Doctor. He will initiate anal sex and try to be serious and objective about the experience and anything he may find up there. 2. A Doctor that insists on checking your prostate every time you come in. He will typically leave his finger in a bit to long. Part of speech: Noun
Alex: Dan stop being a Prostate Investigator! Dan: I can't help it! I am drunk and like to pretend I am someone of the medical and/or gay persuasion...