Country Dictionary

you. it’s you.

you’re the ipad kid

An ipad kid is usually a kid of a millenials and sits around on it snotty ipad playing angry birds or episode.They let our terrible mucos coughs and ask you if you got games on yo phone. STAY AWAY FROM THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE SPOTTED NEAR YOU!!!

mother: and this is my son hunter, hes 4
hunter:*coughs on ipad*
father: ah hell no, i aint raising no ipad kid

Quackity. SIMPLY QUACKITY

Quackity: *moves*
CHAT: "IPAD KID!"

basically its just xiomi

cough cough - xiomi dang he must be a ipad kid

Basically, it's just Quackity. That's it. He walks, talks, stands and coughs like a fucking iPad Kid. Someone, please get him his sippy cup and his dinosaur mac and cheese so he can stop screaming in restaurants while watching Ryan's Toys Review. Please.

Quackity: *sneezes like a toddler*
Chat: "IPAD KID"

Quackity: "did he say anything about me?" *stands like a MF kid who asks "do you have games on your phone?" WHILE ROCKING BACK A FOURTH

A child who is so intensely focused on the iPad their parents gave them (usually in a bulky case, and littered with fingerprints) that they lose all awareness of their surroundings, often randomly contorting their bodies and throwing themselves in awkward ways over furniture, bumping into things, and randomly vocalizing.

My professor's child is a total iPad kid. He was drooling in his hands while playing roblox on the floor of the Jim-n-Nick's yesterday.

A kid who is on there iPad almost all day. They also eat while watching yt and never go out side. They also cry when there mother asks them to get off the iPad at any point.

She’s been on her iPad all day she’s an iPad kid