A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most beautiful people in the world..friendly and sociable, that english aren't...we are nice! we've got the most sexy girls of ever!we 've got wonderful places!!and finally our food is the best in all the fucking world!!!
DAVE :hey..look at her!!she's fucking sexy!! LUIGI : it's normal..she's from italy!! DAVE :DAMN! I wish i were italian!!! LUIGI :shit!!i went in UK!! their food SUCKS!!I've lost 12 kg..in just 2 weeks!! DAVE : sure, i believe you!! im from UK...sigh...
No one on the planet has a right to disrespect this nation's military since modern military tactics were formed from those of this nation which controlled all of europe, north africa, and part of asia at its peak and dominated every army it encountered until christianity ruined it.
Italian soldiers are not cowards but they don't fight wars that don't concern them, so when bastard nothern italians make them invade pissant countries like ethiopia and albania they just go back home were the should be.
many dictators, including Octavian, Mussolini, and wordBerlusconi/word.
despite its problems, italy is home to the hottest people in the world.
The only country in the world where politics are a real and unique joke, the only place where everything controlled by the government goes wrong, 100% guaranteed. Despite being the oldest developed country in mentality, TV technology/content and the only country where people don't even know that actors in foreign movies have their own voices, the food and landscapes are quite good!
boy1: hey look at that man doing a really good street show with his hands and arms! boy2: no, he's from Italy, he's just talking.