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Jabron

Coon ass Monkey that eats fried chicken and kool-Aid everyday

Wsp my jabron

by Omen-_- July 26, 2021

Jabron

someone who is narcissistic and his or her initials are a palidrome like Stephen A. Smith

Jamarcus Gibronee: Hey Steve, what's up? Stephen A. Smith: John, how many times do i have to tell you? My name is Stephen A. Smith Jamarcus: Dude your initials are a palidrome you narcissistic jabron? S.A.S: Palindroh-oh-ohmmme....What is that? Jamarcus: when something is the same backwards and forwards. my favorite palindrome is "Lisa Bonet ate no basil". What is your favorite palindrome? S.A.S: Gotta be me, my initials: "S.A.S"

by Svencter Shrodddddersen September 08, 2010

jabrones

also dirty jabrones; the worst form of diarrhea possible. uncontrolable explosive diarrhea that burns immediately afterwords.

Sara barely made it to the toilet before explosive jabrones splashed water all over her behind.

by Jimmer Jamore March 25, 2008

Jabrone

To blow one's partner while both of you are fully immersed in water. Underwater head.

Dude, my girl and I went to the beach today and I totally got jabroned! Yeah man, he has never been jabroned.

by Noonelikesedwardcullen June 19, 2009

jabron

a guy who is well equiped, smart, hilarious, athletic. and loves to live life to the fullest, also considered to be a pimp.

Look at the awesome guy, he is such a jabron(:

by tfinkman July 01, 2010

jabron

Referring to a jabroni or jabrone who has done something actually cool, however it is often an accident. The root of the word being "bron" as in "Lebron James" combined with the word jabroni.

Stewart catches an edge snowboarding right before going off a jump and lands a flip. "Nice job Stew, you jabron you" Timmy picks up goldschlager cuz he's a pussy. The hot chick at the party only drinks goldschlager. "Nice job Timmy, you lucky Jabron"

by T PAYNE July 21, 2012

jabron city

A collection of Jabronies in one single place. See definition for Jabroni.

This party is Jabron City.

by Frenchtown April 01, 2014