A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow" Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary" Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
1: tom and jake 2:the ones who keep making out 1:yes 2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp* 1: omg its tom and jake making out