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james bond

Verb: To have sex with a woman and kill a man in the same day.

Chris killed Dr. Schniten and screwed his secratary; he pulled a james bond.

by Don Mattingley May 17, 2008

james bond

To the idiot with the the definition about only 9 00's, your an idiot. It goes beyond 009, it's not that hard to add 00 to 11 which was in a novel along with 0013. And for God's sake, it's Walther not WALTER.

M replaced James Bond's Beretta with a Walther PPK.

by Pete Emmerich March 01, 2005

james bond

A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.

Oh my god! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND!!!!

by J-Dizz November 26, 2005

james bond

When a film series changes the actor who portrays the protagonist in a movie sequel it does a 'James Bond'.

"When Robert Downy Jr decides to stop playing Iron Man in the Marvel Cinematic universe, they may decide to 'James Bond' the character by replacing the actor"

by Twilightvomit August 13, 2015

James Bond

The ultimate gentleman spy. Agent 007. The "00" indicates that he has a license to kill (therefore, there are another 8 dudes that can do that). Women want him and men want to be him. Signature drink: Vodka martini, (shaken, not stirred.) Signature gun: of course, a Walter PPK. As long as the queen of England rule the empire, he will be at her secret service. In lingo terms: A bad-white-ass-mofo. It is known that Sean Connery is the best Bond ever.

Who will save the Buckingham Palace, the jewels of the crown, the Big Ben and the whole world from a evil megalomaniac villain, while he has some unfinished bussiness to attend with some gorgeus women? Bond... James Bond

by leinergroove January 09, 2004

James Bond

-Gets more pussy than you or I.

James Bond is the ultimate pimp. (For a British guy)

by Hahn Solo May 20, 2005

James Bond

Dude who gets laid in every Fucking movie

Sean CoNNery is such a James Bond

by THE people Brothers November 15, 2008