A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nickname of Dave the Sloth's imaginary girlfriend.
Chips: "When are you gunna call...whasthername...you know...jamone?" Moz: "What's up Jamone?!?" Chips: "Haha jamone!" Moz: "YO! JAMONE!" Moz: "(burps) JAMONE!"
A piece of ham from the depths of Spain. Definitely one of the best pieces of a pig.
You: Have you had any Jamon Iberico yet? Me: Yes, it is the best.
"Too much ham for 2 eggs!" 1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man 2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.
That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!
A cigarette, smoke, dart, or a fag
Goons and I snuck out of last period, went to the coffee shop and had a bunch of Jamone's with our pals. Ace had his first Jamone in grade 8. Monika and Jamie came over with a pack of Jamone's because they smoked all of them last night. Where's Griff? Jamoning out back! Back in high school I could not afford a carton of Jamones.
Jamon is sexy and hot asf. He loves his bae. He also is in love with another girl. Jamon is also a cheater in relationships and talented too. He cheats on every girl and everyone dislikes him especially his secret admirer. Jamon is also very good in catfishing with men and girls .
Omg I wish I was like Jamon Jamon was the biggest cheater ever