A fork of Rural Dictionary
January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.
Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”
You: *Wink*
National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Fuck everyone you want. 🤪
Dan- hey lets fuck
Alissa-ew,no
Dan- it’s january 22
Alissa-oh kk.
The Boys should get treated well by there girlfriends.
January 22 is a good day .
The most beautiful, perfect and incredible people are born this day, they take care of you, they have a great mood and they surely smell very good
Sarah: I was born on january 22
Steve: That's why you're so cool
He’s a fine piece of meat carrying a fine piece of meat… if you know what I mean. Can’t afford to lose a guy like him.
GF- “ He’s so attractive… plus he’s packing!”
Her friend- “Was he born on January 22?”
Avoid your friend day,
Your avoiding your bff for today!
Harry:hi Liana
Liana: shh its January 22
Harry:Talk to me Liana!