Country Dictionary

Spend time with your boyfriend/girlfriend all day, if you don’t spend much time with them well January 6th is your day too :) Go ahead and ditch your friends to hang out with the boy/girl you love ❤️

Bf~ Yo bro can you leave me alone for a bit? I need to spend time with my gf it’s January 6th sooooo Friend~ Yea bro of course spend time with her :) Bf~ Hey girl want to spend some time together for a bit? It’s January 6th 💕 Gf~ Of course! We never really spend time together, so yes absolutely! 💕

National Bang someones arm day On this day You can bang someone in the arm as much as you want without them complaining

Boy 1 ~ Yo watch on January 6th I'm going to bang you Boy 2 ~ I know , I cant wait to dead your arm

National send your Girl a Paragraph Day! Sit down and write a long paragraph for your girlfriend because you know she tired of doing one for you 😒.

Emma: Omg babe it’s January 6th! Wheres my paragraph? Dan: Fuck.

The day where you ignore your siblings

Sibling: why are you ignoring me? Me: ugh! Its January 6th!

Only big clowns are born on this day

omg she is such a clown! She was definitely born on january 6th.

January 6th is national fondle a tit day, bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there!

I love January 6th because I’m a lesbian who LOVES tits

many might think of this day as the day the capital was stormed, but the real reason was because l'manburg blew up 😎 #riplmanburg #gonebutneverforgotten

do you know lmanburg blew up on january 6th?