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By far the nicest person I know. Average Ford Mustang enjoyer. Rumors say he doesnt get any girls bc his 12'' schlong scares everyone away
Hey look! this guy looks cool. yea thats probably jaro
Men named jaro are typically extremely gifted when it comes to music, mostly they make the hardest beats and just have mad talent. they are also really attractive and usually have a huge horse cock
damn this beat hard af, whats your name? jaro?
A Jaros Party is a party with a shit ton of coke and tindies and the tindies do coke and put out but all the tindies are also kinda shot and the vibes are shot and the morals are shot and your life is shot and you have a fucking sex addiction fucking coke addiction fucking tindy addiction motherfucker.
The boys: "Owen are you gonna get on later?"
Owen: "Sorry guys I can't get on discord tonight I'm going to a Jaros Party so I can do coke and make out with the shot coked up tindies."
HUMUNGOUS DICK. Jaro is so amazing in bed and gets all the hoes. He has humungous thoughts and his organisms last hours. His cock gets to 120 degrees making sex more enjoyable. He is an average lesbian porn enjoyer as well as a child-enjoyer especially when he eats grass to turn him on.
Jaro filled a whole bucket full of semen with his cock that just enjoyed a child
Jaro (pronounced; "yə-rō") is most commonly used to stress the blandness or ordinariness of a person you've had a bad or neutral interaction with, when chatting with a friend. The expression was coined somewhere in ex-yugoslavia and quickly gained momentum, spreading into other european countries. Last year It has received substantial traction in the USA after a supposed video surfaced of famous NBA superstar Luka Dončič using "jaro" to describe a fan that squirted water over him after a match. "--and then this jaro came outta nowhere and squirted ice cold water over me"
example1: "I just came out of the store and already there was a jaro waiting to ask me for a cigarette"
example 2: "How was your trip?" "It was fine but on the way back this jaro almost crashed into my new tesla."
example 3: "Yo, listen. Last night I was at the club and this random f***ing jaro tried to fight me for no reason at all."