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A true gentleman, just like the princes out of the best Disney movies. He is kind and darling and can really pull of wearing a sweater vest. Jeffreys are known for their hilarious imitations of certain characters, and are extremely talented in many fields. However, one must be careful around a jeffrey, as they are prone to unannounced tickle battles and usually win. Perhaps the most prominent aspect of a jeffrey is that no matter where he may go, he is always loved.
I'm lucky I have Jeffrey as my best friend.
A name given only to the people with the capability of defeating Chuck Norris and ending his streak of non-stop invinsibility. Yes, Chuck Norris can be defeated, and will be by Jeffrey.
Dude 1: "Dude, Jeffrey is so kick ass, i bet he could beat Chuck Norris!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, i heard he is the only one able to!"
I am a Californian bird watcher and I have spotted a wild Jeffrey in its natural habitat.
To Jeffrey something is to wait until the last possible moment to address a problem, generally waiting until something is /literally/ on fire before dealing with it. Derived from jefferies tubes in Star Trek; small access tunnel routes in starships generally only accessed for emergency repairs.
"Wow, I can't believe Steve would jeffrey it up like that - I don't know how he thinks he'll have it done in time."
"We were all working on our parts super far ahead of time, but Ralph decided to jeffrey his portion so we ended up only getting a B-"
"Look, I'm not usually one to jeffrey things, but this week was ROUGH, so screw you for looking down on me for dealing with this now instead of before!"