A fork of Rural Dictionary
Doing little to no work, in a job you are incompetent to perform.
Wow I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m having a jenks today
A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.
This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there
The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.
v. Act of becoming the center of all that is awsome; excelling is the art of being the dopest shit.
n. Nickname for leader of a group because that person is so fucking rad in every way. A person who is the illest of all.
"Damn homie, she is so jenking right now! SSSNAP!"
GIRL #1: "Oh man, look how hawt that guy is!"
GIRL #2: "He is such the jenking of the posse!"
GIRL #3: "We should totally have a fourgy with him!"
when a guy&girl have sex in one of their parents room. THIS IS A MORTAL SIN.
person 1: "Dude I have something to tell you..."
person 2: "What?"
person 1: "me&Lonnie were jenking last night I'm goin' to hell."
The greatest drug ever. Pioneered by Africans in the eighties, the jenk-development process involves defecating into a jar, putting a balloon on top, "fermenting" the product by letting it sit in the sun for several days, and finally inhaling the gas the forms inside the balloon.
Contrary to some urban myths, you can only get high off the jenk gas in the balloon, not the solid residue. Snorting the residue is commonly referred to as "jenkaine" which in fact does not get you high and is simply a poorly developed attempt at misinformation.
"Little boy, can you elaborate on the potency of this, jenk?"
"Old man, this is more potent than cannabis."
Shortened version of the word jenkem, and in the same way is used to describe fermented urine and faeces, the vapors of which are inhaled to produce a mind bending high.
Since the popularity of jenkem has grown, the term jenks has been applied to any intoxicating substance such as cannabis or opium.
Jules: "Hey Dr, got any spare jenks?"
Dr: "Yes Jules I have some lovely jenkem that I have freshly prepared for you."