A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anyone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Arrogant, mean, coniving. Usually use people for no other reason than to hurt them, causing themselves joy.
The Varsity quarterback that intentionally trips the passing freshman is a real jerk.
a person who is constantly mean, without always having bad intentions
Karen is a big jerk...the only thing she ever does is call me names!
The third derivative of distance with respect to time; the rate of change of acceleration.
"What's the derivative of jerk?"
"Uh... asshole?"
Is what Ry Bleckel is when you date him and text him ily. He'll get pissed and say that you don't have a right to tell him you love him because you barely know him. Even though you've known eachother for about a year and are actually in a relationship. Then believe it or not, he'll break up with you right after and block you on all social media accounts. All because of a text message "ily."
Ex-girlfriend: "Did you hear about what Ry did last night?"
Friend: "Yes! He is such a jerk."
In medival Europe,masturbation was considered to be on the brink of insanity. So as an insult, people would call each other "jerk-offs", and soon, jerk was enough to get the point across.
HHAA!! mY MOM CAUGHT YOU JERKIN THE GHERKIN!!
An alternative to dating.
Chris Rogers spent all nite jerking it. Word 2 ya mutha!