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Jesse Jerker

The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.

Sara is such a Jesse jerker. He told me that she even swallowed yesterday!

by X@ February 12, 2008

Book Jerker

short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.

Mark Warner is a total book jerker. "Yo, dude, who is that chick?" "I dunno. She's hot." "You're a total book jerker." (Leaves) (Touches himself)

by fisherstaples October 19, 2009

Curtain jerker

The first wrestler to walk out to the ring in the first match of an event! Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!! Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.

All the first matches in all wrestlemanias !! rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker

by ligawres April 26, 2011

Jedi Jerker

Someone who masterbates to Star War's characters, such as Princess Leia.

Dude I have a friend named Jacobo, I think he is a Jedi Jerker

by Delane Petersen December 23, 2007

Shadow Jerker

Someone who masturbates to the sounds of other people having sex or orgies. Usually in a closet or a dark place.

There goes Alex being a shadow jerker in Sam's and Stephanie's room.

by Floridaboy96 December 19, 2019

clerk jerker

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex

"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"

by 302.di December 07, 2016

Cock Jerkers

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.

Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!

by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008