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Jesse James West

A dude obsessed with single moms and gets cracked out with caffeine.

Jesse James West is such a crackhead and he told me he "met" with my mom. Btw i dont have a dad

by Anthony Mantello April 21, 2021

Jesse James Necktie

A stain of blood on someones' shirt down the center of their chest after taking multiple wounds, such as gunshots from an outlaw known as Jesse James.

We have a sharpshooter on our hands, all the victims are wearing a Jesse James Necktie.

by nyxathid July 28, 2010

Jesse James fee

A bullshit fee made up by the man to make them some extra dough and charge you for something unnecessary.

When I moved out of my apartment, they charged me a $50 cleaning fee. Then when I changed my mind and moved back in, it was just as nasty as before. It was a total Jesse James fee.

by K-Fig April 11, 2008

Jesse St. James

1. the single greatest character to ever to grace FOX's hit television show, Glee. 2. God. 3. can accomplish anything. 4. better than Chuck Norris 5. often dresses as if he is attending a funeral

Jesse St. James doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.” Jesse St. James once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands. Jesse St. James wears black because if he didn’t, he would outshine you more than he already has.

by JennyJenn July 22, 2010

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by Bbsnwnmq October 01, 2023

Jesse James' Treasure

When two (or more) otherwise go on a wild goose chase and instead have a homoerotic experience together.

"We spent all weekend looking for bigfoot, but all we found was Jesse James' treasure"

by thurbermingus August 17, 2022

Jesse James Donellan

A complete asshole but is amazing good in bed and has a huge slong.

Wow a Jesse James Donellan stole my girl in the nicest way.

by JesseTheBest June 05, 2018