A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation* "Man, that tasted like Jesus." *person eats something rotten* "Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"