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N. A person of indeterminadble and probably mixed race. Races that are often Jeters include: white, puerto rican, other hispanics, south-east asians, and african-americans.

Yo, Where is Mariah Carey from... Is she a Jeter?

The ability to catch a cumshot like a professional outfielder.

She's an all star with that jeter.

N. Shortstop for the New York Yankees. Undoubtably the best player, let alone shortstop, in the game.

V. To Jeter: i.e., To make an unbelievable back hand stop on a ball and jump up and back while making an incredible throw to first base. Most aptly performed from the shortstop position; however, it may be possible for a player to Jeter from any position on the field.

Announcer 1: Carlos Guillen runs back, he makes a beautiful back hand play, jumps up, and fires the ball to first for the out.
Announcer 2: Man, Carlos really Jetered on that last play!

A large, steaming, vile, horrific pile of shit.

Named after the smarmy and self-obsessed jackoff Yankees shortstop who appears in Visa commercials and enjoys being in the middle of a Sheffield-A-Rod manlove sandwich.

Dude, I really need to take a Jeter right now.

I just dropped a massive Jeter in the toilet.

This burrito's gonna give me the Jeters this afternoon.

A beast. The female version is usually a fast runner and will fuck up any girl who steals her man, while the male version will slam your head into a locker.

Eyy man! Did you see the jeters on campus today? Everyone is afraid of them.

noun

A mixed-race male, usually half black half white or Filipino, that will always strive to be the top person in their group. Most people are usually jealous of him, but look up to him. They always want to have a good reputation and is well-remembered due to the odd name, or relation to Derek Jeter. Jeters are mostly found in NY/NJ and are usually born from 1999 to 2016. One example of this is Derek Jeter. A well-recommended name for babies.

1. This guy is so clean, he could almost be named Jeter!

2. I don't really know his race, but he seems like a great guy like he is Jeter.

3. You are named after Derek Jeter, Jeter?

- Shortstop for the New York Yankees who wears #2 on his jersey who:
I. Has AIDS
II. Sucks in three very specific ways:
(a) So Hard
(b) So Bad
(c) Wicked Bad

Jeter is a fucking asshat, but then again he is a Yankee so that makes sense.