A fork of Rural Dictionary
João Rodrigues is the type of guy to have a huge c*ck. And not only that but he is extremely good a s*x. He is also a Minecraft god that would beat the sh*t out of you with a stick.
"Is that João Rodrigues, who has that huge penis and that f*cked your mom. YES YOUR MOM"-Michael Jackson. "I want João Rodrigues to beat me with his stick"- probably your crush.
João Luís is a good guy, super handsome, a awesome skater and he has a big dick.
Omg João Luís is so sexy fuck me João Luís
Someone who is very funny and is perfect in every aspect possible
You are very João calado
A girl named Maria João is usually one of the best friends you can have. She is very quiet and shy around new people, but that’s just because she is judging if you are worthy of their precious time (not to be wasted on dull weird people, understandably). Once she has decided you’re trustworthy, she will lit up your life! She is goofy, funny, deadly gorgeous, super smart and usually small, but she stands her ground. Etymologically a “maryjane” is gracious and kind but once trust is betrayed, she will forever remember that – which is basically true, so better not to mess with her! Living well is important to her, and she will be happy when well fed. She overthinks basically every human interaction ever to exist, but in a day-to-day basis she is easy-going, practical, self-reliant, stoic and ambitious. She pours her heart in everything she does and has a way of understanding the heart of the ones in need. She is determined and will keep going when others would’ve given up ten kilometers back, even if she has doubts on her potential. She can be so down-to-earth that sometimes their gaze tips downwards (and focus on the negatives rather than the possibilities) and should be be encouraged to believe in her gigantic potential and dream the dreams she deserves. Maria João will always have your back and love you even if you are not the type of person that wants to run a marathon like she does. She is the best person towards the people she loves the most and is the best hugger.
Random person 1: That girl is f*cking incredible! Random person 2: What were you expecting? She is a Maria João.
A good guy which sometimes is a bit mysterious creep. However, he can also be a true fat ass bitch. He eats Bia everyday and is as dumb as hell! Most of the people that know him, hate him because he is an ass hole. Including me.
Hey, did you se joão soares? I so want do hit that bitch! Dude did you see how joão soares ate Bia yesterday?! João soares loves to suck
João is very cool, very smart and he also happens to have a ginormous cock.
Yo João Pires, I saw your ginormous cock the other day!