A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) An overrated actor that starred in a lot of shitty western movies. Can be compared to Tom Cruise. See asshole.
2) The antichrist.
3) A closet homosexual. The typical man of his era.
4) A man that has caused gays around the world to deposit on their computer screens. Their cum target. I hope he's fucking proud of himself. Whatta slut.
5) A derrogatory term, used on someone who likes western movies and enjoys listening to Johnny Cash.
"A picture of John Wayne is not a Mirror!!!!"
"You like western movies? Fag. Go fuck a horse, John Wayne."
"I'm glad John Wayne is dead."
The great man who paved the way for action movies and was the inventor of the one liner.
Known to many as simply: "The Duke".
He starred in such great movies as The Alamo, The War Wagon, True Grit, and many, many more.
John Wayne could have worn high heels, a flowered dress, and makeup and still have been eight times the man you are.
"The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life."
His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood
"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."
- Dennis Leary
"John Wayne" is the term often used to describe the toilet paper issued in the compo rations kit in the military. This is due to the fact that he was "Rough, tough, and he took no shit fron nobody!"
I've got cracking ring sting today, that John Wayne ain't no Andrex!
The penultimate Western actor who kicks ass! He is also famous for his radical, ridiculous right-wing politics.
John Wayne is kick ass.
When receiving manual stimulation and chewing tabacco spit is used for lubrication.
The other day I hooked up with that girl from the trailer park and she gave me The John Wayne.
She may not have had teeth but her John Wayne skills were on point.
That guy said to be dirty so I introduce to The John Wayne.
To not show your true feelings as you deal with an unpleasant situation. To be a "tough guy".
"Check him out. His kid died, his wife just left him, and he's passing a kidney stone. He hasn't shed a single tear. He's John-Wayneing his way through this."